"C, E-flat and G Walk into a Bar"

C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, “sorry, but we don’tserve minors.” So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them.After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in andtries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, “Excuse me. I’ll just be asecond.” Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that thisrelative of C is not a minor.Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, “Getout! You’re the seventh minor I’ve found in this bar tonight.”E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shinedshoes. The bartender says, “you’re looking sharp tonight. Come on in, thiscould be a major development.”Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is aunatural.Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he’s under a rest. C isbrought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, andis sentenced to 10 years of D. S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.

LAURA'S A DECADE OLD!!

Laura turned 10 on March 10th! It's her golden birthday! Laura is a very happy girl with a great sense of humor. The littlest thing will make her smile. She loves to be outside and really enjoys it here in Benjamin. There's lots of room to run around. Laura loves animals and would someday love to get her own horse. She has a great imagination and is usually fighting off bad guys or aliens. Laura is an awsome student and enjoys playing the wii and computer games. She makes friends easily and is very easy going. Her teacher says she really enjoys having her in her class. Laura is very loving and we love her very much! HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAURA!